Over summer break my duty partner and I were on a late night video game binge that had ventured into the wee hours of the morning when he paused the game and asked if I had heard that noise. I replied “no” and listened to what seemed like a few minutes of silence followed by a door slam. We looked at each other and both got up and went to the door. He opened the door and in the hallway was what looked like a human had exploded from all ends. Feces, urine and puke was on the walls and trailed down the hallway to the stairwell where a pile of clothes were left in front of the door. Together we went door to door and woke up all the guys on the occupied floors to inquire if anyone knew what the hell had happened in the hallway. The exploded and now apparently naked person was no where to be found and we had to call in emergency maintenance staff to come in and clean up the mess because it exceeded our hazmat kit abilities. To this day no one seems to know what exactly happened to that poor guy.